So… where are you? You’re on one of the planets designed by intergalactic museum curators in the distant future as replicas of Ancient Earth. Only they screwed this one up (sabotage, maybe?) and left it in the proverbial cosmic trash can. Perhaps more accurately, you’re on a website describing said planet. Well, your computer is on that website – you yourself, you’re probably sitting in an office chair and staring at your monitor. Anyway, enjoy perusing Planet Skelter – or at least the aspects of it that have been chronicled thus far.